I can't say I've ever done any spells, and have too much of a respect for the laws of polarity in sincere relationships. However, I have on occasion, seen the need for the odd curse when some coercive nasty or stalker tries to get on my case. I found I have a real lokean talent for cursing cars and causing general mayhem. The first time I did this, it was perfectly banale. I danced deosil around the car in the parking lot three times, shaking a pepper shaker and chanting utter nonsense. I made sure the culprit got a glimpse of me from his office window. Before he could give it any attention, his phone rang and in the moment's distraction, I was suddenly gone. Later that day, when he finished work and prepared to drive home, there was no ignition, no lights- rather, complete electrical failure. Having a colleague jumper cable it failed also. The wheels were locked, so it had to be towed away on a flatbed. The final verdict from the garage was scrapyard. After that, every time he tried to follow me on foot, it was pure chaos. He would either collide with something or trip or get diverted by people wanting to discuss something. Eventually he realized he was up against too many things beyond his control and gave up the persuit.
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