Monday 26 June 2017

Why I Celebrate...


...Birthdays? I’ve always had my share of bah-humbug wannabe critics and ankle pissers trying to lament me with their all too obvious lack of character. I remember being confronted by one party pooper who came onto me with that question like I was violating the laws of universal misery. She said, “a birthday is just another year closer to death”. I laughed sardonically and replied; “okay, let’s get things in the right perspective here, this isn’t about celebrating age, rather, having survived yet another year on this fucking planet of gene-manipulated simians and still being able to laugh about it”.

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